Jun. 8th, 2011

shoeofbaileys: (In My Hair Motherlicker)
[Phone]

You motherlickers all done running around all killing each other? Old Gregg hope you all, cause that shit was getting on Old Gregg's nerves. Don't understand why you all didn't kill each other more quiet like. Yes sir. Would've been a more polite way of killing.

Why was you motherlickers killing each other anyway, all aside from getting fancy cars? Or was that all it was for?

[Action]

[Today, if you happen to be passing the school play ground, you'll find a weird, green-skinned creature fucking around. Mainly, he seems to have taken to the swing set, which he appears to believe he's supposed to climb, and to the slide, which he thinks you're supposed to slide down while standing up on it. And all through this idiotic display, the silence is broken by a single cry.]

I'M OLD GREGG!!!

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