7th Shoe of Baileys

[shoeofbaileys]

[Well, the town said babysitting is what Old Gregg does, so that’s what Old Gregg’s gonna do. He don’t want to be no drone, no sir, so he’s gotta get his green ass in gear and get to work and advertising.

You have three choices for how to find him today, Mayfield.]

Option A: Door To Door

[There’s a devil waiting outside your door. Specifically, a green devil in a sundress, smiling his ass off and holding up a flyer that appears to be a portrait of himself, although with seaweed in his hair and a mustache, crudely drawn with crayons. And he’s about to give you the best first sale-line ever.]

I’M OLD GREGG!!

Option B: Putting his Flyers Up

[Remember those flyers in the above? Well, now he’s handing them out and putting them wherever he can. Especially with staples. He’s stapling that shit everywhere. To your front door, on light poles. Here’s a bonus treat: if you’re a “pet”, better believe Old Gregg is gonna try and staple it to you. Nothing better then a walking advertisement.

It’s also worth noting that these advertisements provide no real information. They’re a picture of Old Gregg’s face, his address, and phone number. You want to know what he actually does? Fuck that. You’ll have to spend some time with him to figure that out.]

Option C: Old Gregg Gets An Education

[Babysitting means taking care of children, and where’s the best place to find children?

The schools.

So Old Gregg is going to be bursting onto school premises, both elementary and high school, to try and give a free demonstration of his abilities as a babysitter. What does this mean?

Kids, feel free to find that a green man in a gaudy yellow sundress is upon you and attempting to pick you up and carry you away. Teachers and school staff, feel free to notice said green man trying to do this shit. How do you react?]

Comments

A

[nirvananation.livejournal.com]

Ah...it is good to meet you Khun...Old Gregg.

A

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Yes sir. Good to meet you to sir. Old Gregg got a good old deal for you today.

A

[nirvananation.livejournal.com]

A deal? Ah...[He opens the door a little wider, and motions for him to come in.] Then please, I would like to hear it!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

You lettin' Old Gregg in? You wantin' Old Gregg to come into your house?

[This is just...newer then new to Old Gregg. You'll have to excuse him.]

C, lol

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

[Feels someone or something grabbing him while he's eating his lunch] Whaaaaaaa-?!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[Not really noticing who it is.]

Old Gregg gotta take care of children, so that's what Old Gregg doin'. Gonna give you a free babysitting, yes sir.

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

What are you talking abou- Hey! What the hell are you doing?!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Old Gregg told you, he gonna-

Oh, you that tail kid. Nevermind. Old Gregg not gonna care for any freaks.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

**The door opens. Hello fellow water-dweller.**

Hello, Mister Gregg.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[He just smiles and nods his head.]

Hello Foo. Got a deal for you, yes ma'am.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Call me F.F.

What is this offer?

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

You got children?

C

[knowthestakes.livejournal.com]

[and here she had finally worked up the nerve to play on the seesaw....]

Um, can I help you?

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

You got a babysitter?

[knowthestakes.livejournal.com]

N....no?

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[And he's just going to grab you and try and carry you off, Margarita.]

[drumtastic.livejournal.com]

[...well Ritsu was going to try to find the music room today but it would seem that there's some weird green dude right smack dab in the middle of the hallway]

'Scuse me, Mister!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Scuse you for what? What you do that's so bad you need to say 'scuse ya?

[drumtastic.livejournal.com]

Well I'm trying to get past. I've gotta to go look for the music room!

B

[no-bullying.livejournal.com]

_{[Studying one of these flyers very intently!!]}

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[Just peering over your shoulder.]

You like Old Gregg's flyer?

[no-bullying.livejournal.com]

_{[Totally unsurprised by this or by Old Gregg's appearance. She's a cute ghost girl with monster friends okay]}

It's really interesting~!

Um...but what's it for?

C; Kindergarten is totally attached to the Elementary School okay

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[Have a very large man with a very large frown looming over you as you try to walk off with some poor toddler, Old Gregg.]

Excuse me. You are interrupting fingerpainting time. Put Susie down.

[So they're soulless drones, but they're his soulless drones, and they make wonderful subjects for experiments into the drone psyche. He needs her! She's part of his control group!]

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Old Gregg don't like that, and he doesn't give a shit about your control group.]

Old Gregg tryin' to do his job, motherlicker. You get out of Old Gregg's way.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

How coincidental. I am trying to do my job. Now put down my student and get out of my way or I am afraid I will have to damage you.

[He can do it. He's thrown bigger men than you through steel walls, Gregg.]