12th Shoe of Baileys
Nov. 6th, 2010 01:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shoeofbaileys[Today is the day you see a great sight, citizens.
Walking among you is a hero of legends. Modern myths are built upon this man and his appearance, of the great acts he's done. Look how valiant he appears, in his red, white, and blue dyed leotard, shirt, and cape? Not to mention the tin-foil covered pot he has on his head with an American flag sticking out of it. Look how calmly he patrols this town to ensure you, citizens, are safe.
Because his demeanor speaks for him, he says nothing. He is silent, stoic, and graceful beyond belief. Its as if God had reached down and composed a creature of utter perfection from the grout and slime of every swamp and lake in the world He has work to do, goddammit, and he'll not be distracted from protecting you unless someone comes to him with a request.
Fear not, Mayfield. The Funkmaster is in town.]
Walking among you is a hero of legends. Modern myths are built upon this man and his appearance, of the great acts he's done. Look how valiant he appears, in his red, white, and blue dyed leotard, shirt, and cape? Not to mention the tin-foil covered pot he has on his head with an American flag sticking out of it. Look how calmly he patrols this town to ensure you, citizens, are safe.
Because his demeanor speaks for him, he says nothing. He is silent, stoic, and graceful beyond belief. Its as if God had reached down and composed a creature of utter perfection from the grout and slime of every swamp and lake in the world He has work to do, goddammit, and he'll not be distracted from protecting you unless someone comes to him with a request.
Fear not, Mayfield. The Funkmaster is in town.]
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Dont worry bb, Ill tag you always.
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Date: 2010-11-09 03:55 am (UTC)You wouldn't have happened to see any felons around, would you?
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:46 pm (UTC)Good day citizen! Could I help you?
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Date: 2010-11-07 07:43 pm (UTC)N...o. No, I'm okay, Mr Gregg. What're you... up to...?
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Date: 2010-11-08 04:20 am (UTC)Why, I'm simply making sure the town is safe, citizen!
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Date: 2010-11-08 05:38 am (UTC)That's horrible! What madman is threatening that?
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Date: 2010-11-08 05:56 am (UTC)N......ot you. But... someone like you?
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Date: 2010-11-08 06:05 am (UTC)Have you seen him recently?
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