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Old Gregg don't know what you all hollerin' about. These turkeys fine. Old Gregg like the touch of the turkey heads too, yes sir. Ain't had a meal this good in awhile.

[Old Gregg got one of the turkeys filled with severed turkey heads, as is enjoying it thoroughly. As you can tell by the crunching sounds over the phone.]

Date: 2010-11-26 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] human-pretender.livejournal.com
Did your Turkey come fully intact? [[FF does not understand.]]

And what is so important about today that everyone has received a Turkey. Why are Turkey's important to Thanksgiving.

Date: 2010-11-27 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com
How else a turkey gonna come?

Old Gregg don't know. He ain't no yank. Think it about people with funny hats and some shit talkin' with Indians.

Date: 2010-11-27 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] human-pretender.livejournal.com
A cooked turkey does not come with the head attached.

I do not know either. I am but plankton, not a Yankee. I remember the significance of Thanksgiving but I do not get why Turkey is so important to it, Mister Gregg.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
[god what is this even why is he even surprised anymore]

That's sick.

Date: 2010-11-27 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com
You just ain't got good taste.

Date: 2010-11-27 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
If good taste means eatin' turkey heads, then I wouldn't want it anyway.

Date: 2010-11-27 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com
Course you wouldn't. You always passin' by the good things comes your way.

Date: 2010-11-27 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com
They haven't even really got heads! It's all wrinkles!

Date: 2010-11-27 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com
Old Gregg don't care it still taste good motherlicker.

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