19th Shoe of Baileys - Action

[shoeofbaileys]

[Sorry folks, Old Gregg ain't up for no bullshit today. See, he's gotten to opening that package that the town sent him, and what was in it? Got him tearing ass through town until he finally gets to 1765 Beaver Street, where he is just going to pound the hell out of that door.]

OLD GREGG KNOW YOU HERE! YOU ALL OPEN UP FOR OLD GREGG!!

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[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

[Old Gregg may or may not hear sound of glass shattering from the back of the house.]

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[Oh fuck no you don't. Not again. Old Gregg's beating ass over to the back of the house to try and catch up with you.]

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

[Red Mage is dressed a little differently than Gregg may remember - black suit instead of his adventuring gear - but yes, that's definitely a one-armed powergaming practitioner of prestidigitation booking it through the neighbor's yard trying to get away.]

Curses! My Animal Husbandry score is useless in this situation!

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[Are you sure about that? There's few people here closer to an animal then Gregg, especially since he's almost kind of hoping towards you.]

Don't you all talk to Gregg about that kind of score. Only one kind of score all Old Gregg care about.

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

[Still running away, yelling over his shoulder.]

Black Mage misrepresented the situation! I didn't get the werefish template from you at all! In fact, all I got was algae growing in some very uncomfortable places.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

[Still following in his bizarre, waddling hop.]

All misrepresented nothing! You all kinds of took advantage of Old Gregg, yes sir, and then that pointy-eared motherlicker took all a bunch of Old Gregg's nice things!

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

That's not quite how I remember things.

[Turned around now, backing away.]

Well, apart from Thief stealing everything you owned. That part happened exactly like that.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Well how you all remember things happening. Because Old Gregg remember you being into some kinky shit.

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

There was a very good reason that I asked you to bite and scratch me. But as they say, hindsight is 20/20, and perhaps I could have put things a little more clearly at the time.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you all shouldn't be so afraid of the liking a little kink. Everyone all got their own little kinks.

Old Gregg like it when someone shove a duster up his nose.

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, I seem to have left my duster at home. Perhaps I should go back there and retrieve it. It may take a while, though.

[shoeofbaileys.livejournal.com]

Old Gregg can wait.

[And he will just sit down to do so.]

[animalhusbandry.livejournal.com]

...Right! Be back in a while, then!

[Red Mage wastes no time in running back to his house, pushing a bookcase in front of the broken window, and locking the doors.]