25th Shoe of Baileys - Action
Aug. 4th, 2011 07:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shoeofbaileys[It is too damn hot in the summer, especially for freaky fishmen. Clearly, Old Gregg needs to do something to remedy this. And do so, he shall.]
A. Old Gregg Digs a Damn Big Hole in his front lawn
[For the residents of Albright Lane, feel free to notice your neighbor at 1651 has decided to start digging an enormous hole in the front lawn. For any sane being, this would be tiring work, but not for Old Gregg! And he is just dressed in his best. Literally. His best. That actually looks to be a fairly nice dress he's wearing.
Occasionally, he takes a break from his digging to pick up a piece of lipstick he's left on the cosmetics tray beside the hole and take a bite out of it. And sometimes, he offers the stick to what appears to be a large, purple medicine ball with a face and teats all over it.
Seriously. What the hell is that thing?]
B. Old Gregg Discovers Ice Cream
[To help cool off, Old Gregg has discovered the wonders of ice cream. Sitting on one of the benches in the park, he's holding a vanilla ice cream cone in his hand, pondering at it for a moment. He can't even remember the last time he tried to eat ice cream. But it's rich and creamy looking, so he takes a big old lick of it.
And immediately looks disappointed. Very disappointed. So disappointed, in fact, that he's just gonna throw that shitty old cone away.
And possibly at you.]
A. Old Gregg Digs a Damn Big Hole in his front lawn
[For the residents of Albright Lane, feel free to notice your neighbor at 1651 has decided to start digging an enormous hole in the front lawn. For any sane being, this would be tiring work, but not for Old Gregg! And he is just dressed in his best. Literally. His best. That actually looks to be a fairly nice dress he's wearing.
Occasionally, he takes a break from his digging to pick up a piece of lipstick he's left on the cosmetics tray beside the hole and take a bite out of it. And sometimes, he offers the stick to what appears to be a large, purple medicine ball with a face and teats all over it.
Seriously. What the hell is that thing?]
B. Old Gregg Discovers Ice Cream
[To help cool off, Old Gregg has discovered the wonders of ice cream. Sitting on one of the benches in the park, he's holding a vanilla ice cream cone in his hand, pondering at it for a moment. He can't even remember the last time he tried to eat ice cream. But it's rich and creamy looking, so he takes a big old lick of it.
And immediately looks disappointed. Very disappointed. So disappointed, in fact, that he's just gonna throw that shitty old cone away.
And possibly at you.]
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Date: 2011-08-05 01:57 am (UTC)Why'd you throw that away...?
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Date: 2011-08-05 02:29 am (UTC)All tricked Old Gregg, looking all smooth and creamy.
It ain't Baileys at all.
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Date: 2011-08-05 10:44 pm (UTC)[ ... ] Um. What's Baileys?
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Date: 2011-08-07 10:24 pm (UTC)Baileys?
[And Gregg is getting off the bench and on to all fours, scooting closer to you Dia.]
You never had Baileys?
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Date: 2011-08-07 10:36 pm (UTC)Um... nope, I don't think so. [ ... ] Is it good?
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Date: 2011-08-07 10:38 pm (UTC)[Closer now. Closer.]
It the best. Of anything.
Old Gregg got some back home. You want some?
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Date: 2011-08-08 01:38 am (UTC)Um, well... what is it, exactly?
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Date: 2011-08-05 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-05 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-05 02:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-05 02:37 am (UTC)Old Gregg all makin' himself a water-hole.
[Isn't it fucking obvious?]
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Date: 2011-08-05 02:39 am (UTC)[starts toward the door, then stops]
Are you planning on living in that water hole?
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Date: 2011-08-05 02:41 am (UTC)All too damn hot for Old Gregg. Tried clogging the bath room, but it wasn't the same.
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Date: 2011-08-05 02:54 am (UTC)...you do that.
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Date: 2011-08-05 04:47 pm (UTC)[And Gregg starts to happily fill the hole with water.]
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Date: 2011-08-05 03:41 am (UTC)And to think I've thought I've seen it all.
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Date: 2011-08-05 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-06 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-07 10:24 pm (UTC)Old Gregg seen it. Yes ma'am.
That lady all shouldn't have left her weiner dog unattended.
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Date: 2011-08-08 07:18 am (UTC)[ she shakes her head, increasing the sarcasm ]
That poor deprived lady, to think such a tragedy would befall a pet she'd forget about before it went obese and lost its kidneys to wiener dog diabetes.
Such a cruel, and heartless world to live in.. [ said with the most line-facing lineface and horrific apathy. It's clear she doesn't give a fuck about doggies ]